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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 14:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

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They put up a sign reading

Unacceptable again!

So, the docs changed it to read

'The Blues Brothers,' and its memorable scene with Aretha Franklin, is 45 years old this weekend - Entertainment Weekly

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

Which is the safest protein powder in India for use?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

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Just Forget it!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why, after being called "Libraries," for centuries, are these hallowed college institutions being renamed: "Learning Centers," and "Resource Centers," etc? What's wrong with the time-honored and venerable name: "Library"? What is to be gained?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

No, not a chance

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can I use the LEG PRESS to build muscle?

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Florence gallery says portrait damaged by visitor taking a selfie - BBC

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Is spinach easy to grow?